Time Travel

time travel is a phrase used to describe the inexplicable gaps in memory, especially while partying.

"Dude, one minute i was standing on the porch drinking Schmirnoff with a fresh pack of cigarettes and the next thing I knew, I was throwing up in the alley!"
"You must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!"

by Drugs Delaney February 16, 2009

The Road Less Travelled

An asshole, usually belonging to a girl who prefers normal sex over buttseks, hence "less travelled"

I personally enjoy buttseks.

Damn look at her road less travelled

by Method Gurl December 29, 2004

traveled to rio

diarrhea

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

tavern bitch

old tavern made. but nowadays just a strong, drunk, angry woman.

none

by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

time traveling

The consumption of multiple road sodas during a long road trip. Generally done to ease the boredom and monotony of said trip.

Driver: Dude, I grabbed a bottle of Jack for the drive 'cause it's a loooong trip.

Co-pilot: Hey, the longer the better...perfect for time traveling.

by spanky655321 September 23, 2007

traveling pants

you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.

Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-

by AmandaLICIOUS37 June 16, 2008

Travel Bud

A Windows Live agent that is obviously the spawn of SmarterChild. It tries to help you with your travel plans, but does virtually nothing that you couldn't do yourself with one google search.

If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL

Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.

The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?

Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!

by BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW July 2, 2008