turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022

turbo-cock

A person lacking in social ability who excels in the studies of douchebaggery.

Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.

Tyghe is a real ass clown. That jigaboo is always "turbo-cocking" around.

by Nigga Ray Rogers February 24, 2011

Turbo necking

Someone who kisses in full view of others.

Kissing over enthusiastically on the dance floor In full view of others - would be deemed to be turbo necking.

by Gang reen July 12, 2015

Turbo Christmas

A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts

Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!

Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.

by Luna253 December 29, 2023

garrett turbo

A cheap knock off of a turbonetics. Used to compensate for small penis and make cheap power for skylines.

Garrett turbo

He ran a garret turbo because he couldn't afford a turbonetics and his girlfriend said she wasn't satisfied with his small penis

by haooydays January 22, 2018

turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024

turbo ass

Turbo ass is when you turbo ass your ass that is turbo.

That was not very turbo ass of you.

by Green Pug June 2, 2025