dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI

So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there

by TW Flaccid December 29, 2017

tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

by stretcharmdick October 05, 2014

Green trees

The common hood slang for broccoli. used by thugs to tell each other to eat their greens so they can be healthy thugs

"Yo boiii go eat your green trees so you can be a real healthy thug mang"

by Bill the broccoli thug of L.A December 13, 2014

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.

Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!

by spicehboi December 17, 2017

Number tree

A name defining a tall person unsure if there name is a number

Number tree was unsure if his name was a number

by Foomin October 10, 2021

Gibemass Tree

A marijuana plant with ornaments on it.

“Yo bro, lets gather some gibemass tree.”

by llamaluvr98 July 02, 2019

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury February 19, 2016