toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.

My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.

by cinch January 3, 2012

Bitching Toast

An 80s word meaning cool or awesome.

That game was incredibly bitching toast.

by Huber Cumberdale January 12, 2008

Plain toast

Used to describe the character trait group: boring, bland personality, unpalatable, and in need of spice.

Poor guy his personality is so plain toast.

by Nawarat May 19, 2018

Untoasted toast

Technically bread. Fun to get on your friends nerves when you don’t call it bread though!

Me: Do you have untoasted toast?
Friends: ? You mean..... bread?
Me: No untoasted toast!
Friends: that’s what bread is
Me: Ok fruitcake
Friends: ARE YOU OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?

by ACFlameYT June 1, 2018

Butterin Toast!

v. The act of jizzing on someones freshly toasted toast and smearing the warm creamyness over the toast and watching them eat it.

Rachel gazed over at the seemingly innocent toast on the counter top. Little did she know of the sinister Butterin Toast! ritual that took place in that kitchen.

by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013

boner toast

That magical time when you get a boner when your high.

"last night i got real high and then POOF boner toast."

by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014