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beaver cookie

Discharge from a womans vagina, dried into wafer like shapes.
Dude my girlfriends panties were totally filled with beaver cookies, and I fed them to little brother
by BeaverCookieMunchies January 7, 2010
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beaver bacon

the dangling excess vagina lippage, also known as roast beef
that slut had some real beaver bacon
by winey June 8, 2011
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Beaver Biscuit

When a girls yeast infection gets so nasty and old it curdles up into a hard blob
Damn that ho was nasty! I went down on her and her snatch was full of stank and beaver biscuit
by BobKnob May 31, 2015
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beaver shark

one who is attracted to bleeding vaginas.
"Bob is such a beaver shark!"
by steph t. April 6, 2006
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Feral Beaver

Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair. aka: Feral Monkey
I hooked up with Cindy the other night and she has the biggest Feral Beaver i've ever seen.

You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
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beaver bang

A Lesbian sex act where two partners grind their beavers together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.
My mouth hurts, lets just beaver bang tonight.
by bang that beave November 30, 2010
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beaver den

(noun) 1. The female version of a man cave; alternative term for she shed 2. A colloquial term used to describe a room or other location that is used as a place to relax and recharge or otherwise perform leisure activities, usually apart from the other inhabitants of the home.

Loosely deriving its name from the American idiom “busy as a beaver,” beaver dens are necessary areas of refuge for hard-working individuals that take on a lot of roles and who often put the needs of others above their own and are therefore susceptible to burnout. Beaver dens are most effective when visited regularly and adorned in a way that is pleasing to the main occupant. While the person to which the beaver den belongs may invite others into it at their own discretion, it is imperative that they be permitted to occupy it in solitude as well to remain in touch with their personal identity separate from any other titles they might possess.
I went home on spring break and found a new flat screen TV, crafting supplies and a wine fridge in my room; it turns out my mom turned it into her beaver den and I’m sleeping in the guest room.
by castorandpollux April 7, 2020
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