Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

spitting double

Looking very similar or identical to another person or thing

John is the spitting double of his father

by danydevitoes May 17, 2020

DJ Spit

The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time man!

I love listening to DJ Spit man!

by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022

Spitting Dragon

When you chug a whole can of red bull then masterbate

John didn't have lighter a at the barbecue so he performed the spitting dragon to start the grill

by Gandolf the blak February 24, 2021

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015

spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.

"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

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by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015

Spit swaps

It's some you do with you bsf we're you spit in each others mouth

2 friends laying in a bed chilling and then they spit swaps

by rostye45 May 31, 2021