soft touch

the act of manual stimulation, sometimes oral sex, by a provider at a massage parlor... think happy ending
My masseuse really earned her tip with that soft touch!
by ginneed May 13, 2011
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the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
by LongSlong69 July 02, 2014
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soft tears

The tears you shed between not crying and sobbing - silently crying. Not very intensely.
I was binge-watching Grey's but I had to stop cause every other episode I would cry soft tears.
by WhiteBokChoy April 03, 2016
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Soft Tug

Tugging on your flacid penis as if you were masturbating.
Dude I was on ChatRoulette last night. I swear there were like 70 dudes soft tugging for every girl that skipped me.
by HeWhoTrollsOmegle October 25, 2010
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Are you soft

Meaning is your dick soft or hard
Martha: are you soft?
Lewis: what? No?

Martha: 💀😂 so you’re hard then?
Lewis: ohhhhhh
by Yolo123jokes69 March 05, 2020
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soft fart

A fart which comes out the anus which has no sound,like a blow of air from your ass (Generally Smelly)
John: Oh man i just left a soft fart
Peter: *faints*
by TheKingIsHere234 April 16, 2016
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soft bitches

SOFT BITCHES OH HOW I LOVE SOFT BITCHES THEY ARE THE SUN ON A RAINY DAY THEY ARE THE BEST BITCHES EVER AND WE ARE EVEN BETTER BECAUSE WERE KPOP STANS YOU FUCK WITH ONE OF US YOU FUCK WITH ALL OF US CAUSE WE ARE SOFT BITCHES :)
OMG DID YOU JUST SEE THAT POST ABOUT SOFT BITCHES
by Soobinnnn January 04, 2021
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