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Tik Tok

most people on urban dictionary loathe it, but it is an app that makes you reconsider life and makes you addicted. it contains charli dmelio doing her dancing, some people “asmr” eating, ACTUALLY FUNNY MEMES and people bashing. contains world deadest humans yet also the funniest.

WILL MAKE YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT
dude 1: i downloaded tik tok yesterday

dude 2: EW !

*next day*

dude 2: i downloaded it and i accidentally stayed up all night. sorry bro
dude 1: no problem.
by potatoesareokay November 24, 2019
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Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik tok on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 2, 2019
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tik tok

Tik tok is a program that makes people look like dumbasses.
"I think tik tok sucks"
"Remove it from existence"
by tatiua March 16, 2022
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A app where a 40 year old man asks siri to find him a beautiful hot woman.
by Dictittes December 4, 2018
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a platform where cringy 12 year old girls do dances in the bathroom or in the classroom
by pinkdildo869 May 13, 2020
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A place for all evil beings to go to
by TiK TOK SUCKS March 2, 2020
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tik tok rizz party

A party created by boys in farrel faries high school to show how much they are busy by getting rizzy
“ yo I just went to the tik tok rizz party”
“Ayy she ride dick like a carnival my boys getting rizzy”
by itgurll April 4, 2024
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