-IPOD thief

a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.

that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.

by IhateThieves January 5, 2010

thief

Clever individual who steals from the riches, and gives to himself. Very great in finding the weaknesses in his enemies AND friends to steal them easily.
Favorite RPG Command: FLEE

Thief just stole from an entire town. Again.

by Delf June 23, 2003

keef thief

When you go to pack a little bit of keef from your grinder on top of your bowl and realize there was not as much as you thought. The keef thief could be a.) some grimey bastard at the party you had then night before, or b.) the result of your high ass spilling your keef without realizing it.

Rob: Dude I coulda sworn my keef collection was bigger than this. Fuckin keef thief strikes again.

Alex: Actually your dumbass spilled half of it while you were admiring your stash and didn't realize it. Moron.

by longdongsilverman March 4, 2010

Cock Eyed and Bushy Tailed

This is wen some thing you have been workin on has major problems with it when it is finished. You stay back and look at it to see if its Cocked Eyed and Bushy Tailed

Chris: How did your cabinet turn out
Eric: Its really bad, Its all cock eyed and bushy tailed

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

-Thief-

A person that pwnz you.

Thief just pwned you.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

red tailed hawk

A derogatory slang description of a sexual maneuver, which can only occur when a girl is on her period. The man, frustrated about how disgusting it is, pulls out of the bloody vagina and flips the girl over yelling, "Caw, bitch!" Finally, he whips his bloody penis across her ass, thus the red tail.

Did you hear, Bryan gave Kris a red tailed hawk at Overnight camp last month?

by Lumiere8 July 23, 2007

Thief in the Night

Waking up your girlfriend by rubbing her private part. This increases your chances of her accepting as women are most horny when they first wake up.

When I got off work this morning I pulled a thief in the night on Tina. 100% success ratio. :)

by C D O DOUBLE G December 11, 2019