Mclaren Shag

When jeff takes owen to the races to have sexual intercourse with the car. This can be done in a variety of ways, including but not limited to penal insertion in the car exhaust, shooting loads on the steering wheel, and giving the handbreak oral.

Owen: Jeez leah that shower was nice. Now Im gonna ask dad if he can take me to the racecourse for a Mclaren Shag

by Mk10drilla October 28, 2019

shagged up

an individual with a rugged appearance; one with a homeless look about them; homeless couture.; one without taste of fashion sense; someone who looks as if the wore their clothes to school everday.

"Yo kid, you seen britney at the VMA's? Man, homegirl was lookin shagged up, NO lie!"

by Brielle Nicole February 18, 2009

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shagging with 9/11

Shagging with 9/11. U get it u get it. U dont , u dont. That's how life be sometimes 🤷🏼 ♀️

Archie does not compute🤣 shagging with 9/11

by Jessc1122 December 5, 2019

Outlet Shag

An individual who is otherwise extremely physically attractive although may have one or a few minor eccentricities, such as boz-eyes or a slight lisp. Therefore, it is likely that they could be somewhat humbler than their "equilateral" counterparts, as they have probably only just attained their sexual prime later on in life, and as a result are less bitchy or temperamental. The lessened emotional strain is sort of like a discount or an outlet price, only with one's sexuality instead of something like a merino wool sweater.

Cameron Dante's Inferno:Wow, X from finance is so hot. Xe has a bit of a wonky eye that always spins 270 degrees when they sneeze, but that's okay because xe is so fine.

Margaret Chow: A bit out an outlet shag am I right?

by Shona Willie November 27, 2017

lemme shag

to let someone hit or let someone smash.

HIM: lemme shag

HER: what does that mean?

HIM: lemme hit.
HER: absolutely not! (blocked)

by kdotgzz May 26, 2024