I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015
Get the pet the sealmug. noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal Cuffmug. Example 1: Just went to the beach today. Saw a seal crawling out of the seawater! Cute.
Example 2: Hey man, Just finished making this phone, Now just have to seal it in a ziploc bag and hide it in it's box filled with packaging nuggets.
Example 2: Hey man, Just finished making this phone, Now just have to seal it in a ziploc bag and hide it in it's box filled with packaging nuggets.
by Approaching Minimums July 2, 2022
Get the Sealmug. by hahagg100% March 31, 2022
Get the Chubby sealmug. Karma seal plays a big role in the anime boruto it is like an otsutsuki’s usb drive when and otsutsuki dies they implant karma and the nearest creature to turn their body in their karma seal can work two ways the otsutsuki turning vessels body into their or the vessel learning to use karma there are different types of karma the one described now kawaki’s karma seal which has no otsutsuki or white karma
by Randomguy683 March 6, 2021
Get the Karma sealmug. Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.
by Fitueys November 12, 2021
Get the Seal-Yatesmug. by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
Get the The God Sealmug.