Best goddamn Subarb in the world. All the kids from surrounding cities be like.... “Hey slime lets go to River.” This city has the best parties and most dank high schoolers with and unbeatable lacrosse team #riverup #pirates #oakwood?
Them: “Dude your from rocky river???”.....
Me: lol ya
Them: shit is it as cool as it sounds
Me: hell ya slime
Me: lol ya
Them: shit is it as cool as it sounds
Me: hell ya slime
by Lemmedrivetheboat_slime March 30, 2019
The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.
After he took her home last night, Søren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.
by Phil T. Blumpkin Jr. August 14, 2015
While trying to have sex, man wasn't hard, but needed to used the washroom, woman wouldn't let him go anywhere, so he pissed in her instead giving him the title of River Ranger.
by GMSALES December 13, 2011
When 5 or more dicks ejaculate into a females mouth at one time, while the female chokes on the sperm and it runs through the nostrils of the female to form something like the flow of the nile river.
by 123suckmyd December 02, 2009
by Cplcustard December 26, 2021
not a place for your vacation
end of the road my friend
expensive ferry ride there and back
mostly elderly people
and disabled people
expensive groceries
very few liquor stores, high price
barnacle beaches
fishy/pulp mill smell
rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain,
rain, rain, rain,rain..........
no night clubs, no night life,no party
NO FUN
end of the road my friend
expensive ferry ride there and back
mostly elderly people
and disabled people
expensive groceries
very few liquor stores, high price
barnacle beaches
fishy/pulp mill smell
rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain,
rain, rain, rain,rain..........
no night clubs, no night life,no party
NO FUN
by stuck.in.a.ditch September 11, 2010
A place in northern Alberta. Dustin and Acacia the cow live there. Lots of natives live in Peace River so it always smells like whiskey. There are at least 5 native homeless native villages in Peace River. Peace River is missing hot girls except for Drew's cousin, who actually lives in Vancouver. But were not going to get technical.
by Chris tian May 11, 2009