It my net

If you get a shit haircut, but have to deal with it.
It my net.... bro.
by Legga May 20, 2019
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 21, 2013
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net

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.
by sumbodyudontknow March 04, 2021
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twakhead fishing villas
*ol stank ass scratches necc*

“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”

“no”

“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”
by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 12, 2023
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Net

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.
"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
by LD1216\ September 29, 2021
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net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)
my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.
by Pilot_suicide January 30, 2022
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Net

I word for a man who has a small dick
Girl last night was horrible!
Why?
Well for starters the guy was a net...
by Paris Darling May 31, 2018
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