Joe Shit the Rag Man 

A term used during the 1960's and early 70's used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn't either wanted or solicited.

Btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i'm redundant...) like to take credit for this term, like everything else of their non-invention...

Example: WTF, why wasn't I told about this? Who am I, Joe Shit the rag man or something?

Joe Shit the Rag Man by caveputorium December 19, 2012

The One Man Hand Jive

Manual stimulation of the genital organs (of oneself or another) for sexual pleasure

Johnny was in his room doing The One Man Hand Jive as his mother walked in and caught him in the act.

The One Man Hand Jive by ShoTz November 29, 2007

the meat man 

A man who likes meat

"Wow who is that"
"The meat man"

the meat man by Yountro rooto June 29, 2017

The Running Man 

A sexual display undertaken by men.. To strip naked and swing yours arms back and forth as if you are running while standing stationary, causing the hips to twist and the penis to slap against the thighs. Once the running man is sped up to a sprinting pace, the slapping sound of the penis on the thighs becomes impossible for women to resit.

James - "Bob managed to pull that 10/10 bird at the club last night"

Rico - "How'd he manage that?"

James - "I heard he showed her the running man in the disabled toilets"

The Running Man by KeefJackson June 8, 2013

the fuckin man

a dude who gets all the money all the hoes and all the fame and popularity

"man i got shanika all over me im the fuckin man"

or


"look at all that money deontae just pulled out he the fuckin man".

the fuckin man by lashante' April 4, 2009

The Bootsy Man 

An overweight, evil, and overprotective chiwawa....So fat, in fact, that he can only roll over...

Come here bootsy.....Your the bootsy man..

The Bootsy Man by Milford March 7, 2013

The Spider-Man 

A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.

"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."

The Spider-Man by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017