Covid Spiderman

A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.

Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.

by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020

Covid Jail

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

by WonderBlox May 10, 2022

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.

I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020

Covid Vagina

When you have splinters in your ass hole.

“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”

by Dirtywaterfan10 January 2, 2021

Anal covid

When you keep farting (anal coughing) but can’t smell it

Kyle has anal covid and no one wants to sit next to him.

by _meow_mix_ September 23, 2021

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

by bilemonger May 29, 2020