Claire

Claire’s have blonde hair and freckles. They go to catholic school but have too many baes and they say Oof a lot. Claire’s often make insulting jokes to their friends because they suffer from inflammation. But the most important thing to recognize about a claire is that they smell like a crusty buttcheek

Ooh claire whatta gal.

by potatoesandmeatloaf May 19, 2018

Clitty Claire

A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire

Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.

by Plantasia August 7, 2012

frances claire

the combination of frances: a strong queen that has gone through a lot but ultimately gets back up again.

and claire: a loyal, funny, and beautiful girl. she'll always be there through thick and thin.

basically the most perfect girl you'll meet in your lifetime. never let her go. I know I won't.

she's such a frances claire, I love her!
omg.. that girl is a frances claire. I'm so lucky to have met her. I'll never let her go.

by meguminsdad November 24, 2021

Claire Howlett

Claire is superior to all beings of life. Her use of love and affection for all life is unmatched to any other that walks this earth. She is amazing :)

Claire Howlett is amazing

by Liam ;) April 13, 2022

Doing a Claire

To promise to do Christmas lunch with the team, after a string of cancelled appointments for similar reasons, and then a day out conveniently have a knee surgery pop up 100km in the opposite direction.

Claire: Just got off the phone and I have an appointment with my surgeon tomorrow in Masterton.
Brett: Tell them you will just wait till late next year
Claire: Oh but I can't. Sorry boys
All: Doing a Claire, AGAIN

by Highstandards December 18, 2022

Claire

tall, hot, sexy, funny, strong

Claire is tall and hot and sexy

by Floofer97 February 13, 2023

Clair Obscur Expedition 33

The sole savoir of the French people in modern times

Dude, did you play Clair obscur Expedition 33? No what is that? It's a game made by French people who single handedly saved the reputation of French people.

by Egan08 May 28, 2025