by Ryan December 10, 2003
When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.
Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!
Spank: No fucking way!
Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!
Spank: No fucking way!
by Poondawg9 May 18, 2018
The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.
Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
by ass blaster June 04, 2022
by GirthBrooks2001 September 29, 2023
A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.
by swagfaggg October 24, 2023
A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom March 11, 2016