The Jordan Shuffle

When a tall man walks heavily down the sidewalk, dragging his feet.

Jordan twisted his foot doing "The Jordan Shuffle".

by BeccaJean December 22, 2020

the ecstacy shuffle

one who takes ecstacy and goes to the club and shuffles "and not the cards shuffle"

jimmy took ecstacy and did the ecstacy shuffle

by ilovekennypoo October 16, 2009

scrotum shuffle

when you hairs get stuck in yer japs eye so you shuffle about

yo i did a scrotum shuffle last night bro

by hamzahbob May 14, 2018

uncomfortable shuffle

When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.

I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.

by OpusX June 11, 2023

Piketucky Shuffle

The ritualistic swapping of wives/fiancés/girlfriends/cousins/sisters for sexual conquest in a western Illinois county. Mainly due to a lack of drama or boredom within the confines of the area.

The bizarre event is usually fueled by angry texts, sexual frustration, road tripping and Natty Light.

“Did you hear? Suzy pulled a Piketucky Shuffle on Johnny with Clint down in Church Holler; now Clint’s girlfriend Amy is banging Johnny down at Big Blue to get even!!”

by Valley City Kid February 22, 2019

The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020

Kroger Shuffle

The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.

You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.

by Messenjah January 10, 2011