Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.

Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.

by Bitchy bartender June 18, 2019

sad juice

Sad juice: a disrespectful ass juice stoody hoes will drug yo depressed ass with to gain yo weak ass trust

Brokedhartedassnigga: broo I miss her. Why did she break my heart? How could she do this to me?

Seniorboyicy: shut you goofy ass up aint no one told you to go chuggin that bitches sad juice lonely ass nigga lmaoo

by Icymontanna June 24, 2018

Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013

Sad farts

When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.

Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn

by skegss125 April 08, 2019

Sad tims

A stupid/sarcastic way of saying "sad times"

Person1: so my neighbour's brother's friend's cat died yesterday
Person 2: sad tims

by boi42 April 20, 2018

Soccer sad

The feeling of disappointment and wounded national pride after a World Cup loss

My friend Sergio was soccer sad at Italy's disappointing tie with New Zealand.

Hans was soccer sad all day after Serbia defeated Germany.

by Peggy Thrill June 20, 2010