Your such a slum slug
by Ya fool July 14, 2017
This is when a woman punches you in the face then jerks you off. A surprise move, but you’ll take it.
Hey dan! Rita gave me a slug and tug in the bathroom yesterday! She kicked open the door while I was laying one down. Then before you know it I have a black eye and I’m cleaning up shit and seamen. It was great!
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 13, 2018
by CptUnderpants November 02, 2015
an individual residing in the soutwest of england, known for her incompitance to use correct english language and grammer, and general idiotic behaviour.
by Lee Adams June 22, 2007
That thing where the circumcised penis head approaches the uncircumised penis head and the foreskin is slipped over the uncircumcised penis and used to jack it off.
by AngeMarie February 14, 2015
by scannerfish January 02, 2005
a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear
by seb crane is a turd burglar March 06, 2008