Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.

"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"

by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

wall plant

Somebody that is present in the background consuming oxygen, but does not participate nor provide substance.

The person I work with is wall plant.

by The cruel word smith February 15, 2021

wokka wokka plant

akin to the apple tree in the garden of eden

Don't touch that wokka wokka plant. You aren't FF enough to resist its glory.

by Willy Goat April 28, 2007

Plants getting watered

When one decides to commence partying ie; drinkmode also known as party mode.

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)

Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!

"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"

by lazyclockwatcher May 4, 2014

plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023