paul: ur mum gay lol
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*
by uruncleraper69 March 13, 2018
1. To maintain an office-relationship between adjacent plant-owners who water each other's plants in the absence of one or the other.
2. By extension, to keep each other company.
2. By extension, to keep each other company.
"I think they had a plant-relationship back in meat space."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
"What do you mean?"
"They used to water each other's plants back when we were in the office."
"Oh, like kept each other company?"
"Yeah; but they literally watered each other's plants, too."
by Faiyoh5d July 27, 2021
"I think cereal is a soup"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
"We should be understanding each other"
"No"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
"We should be understanding each other"
"No"
by tukola March 27, 2022
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
by Jean Michel Leflamme February 12, 2018
I don’t mind staying up to watch a movie with anyone but my sleepnifigant other
Uber? My sleepnifigant other’s got my covered
Uber? My sleepnifigant other’s got my covered
by Djmayhem December 12, 2020
I don’t mind staying up to watch a movie with anyone but my sleepnifigant other
Uber? My sleepnifigant other’s got my covered
Uber? My sleepnifigant other’s got my covered
by Djmayhem December 12, 2020
I don’t mind staying up to watch a movie with anyone but my sleepnifigant other
Uber? My sleepnifigant other’s got my covered
Uber? My sleepnifigant other’s got my covered
by Djmayhem December 12, 2020