brian murphy

The best dad anyone can have

Brian Murphy is the best dad ever

by Murphy 995 June 5, 2017

Murphy

The art of placing the penis through ones own legs to urinate backwards.

Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.

Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.

by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017

pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.

Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.

by FuryUSness November 20, 2017

elijah murphy

a hoe and he deserves to die he sucks d*** every day. he smells like a goat and looks like a pinto bean

hoeeeeee
who?
ELIJAH MURPHY DUHHH

by BREDON URIE TOP November 29, 2017

Caleb Murphy

Sexy, hot, strong, awesome

Man, Caleb Murphy is hot

by Jeffy Jesus December 6, 2017

Caleb Murphy

Sexy, Good with girls, Gets pussy, and gets asses

Wow, Caleb Murphy is so hot.

by Caleb Murphy December 8, 2017

Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.

You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!

by PabloREVVED May 6, 2018