Nutella Hotdog

When you having anal sex and she didn’t clean herself but she said she did but that’s in the past now but now you got shit all over your dick and it hurts and it’s throbbing. Ah fuck u got a Nutella hotdog.

I was having sex and she shit all over my dick

Holy moly, you got a Nutella hotdog

by Ricecak December 28, 2023

Hotdog

When the male puts his dick in a hotdog and his partner proceeds to eat it as if it were a hotdog.

“Hotdog”
“Mustard or ketchup”

by I just pulled a jack June 11, 2018

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

Hotdog sandwich

A neurotic drug addicted person o

Dude, that mother fucker is too far gone.

Yeah he's a real hotdog sandwich

by Sausage poophole June 27, 2021

British Hotdog

The sexual act of having anal sex with a man/woman, then forcing your hand within their rectum (with your penis still inserted) then tossing yourself off to completion.

Honey, can we try a British Hotdog tonight?

by L1ttle J1mmy May 2, 2018

frozen hotdog

Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.

David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!

by Hoggg December 25, 2023

Stiff-hotdog

A boner

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!

by ChloeRep December 27, 2015