by sosumi November 23, 2021
by AJ_ILL April 17, 2024
When you rip off someone's head with great force. When the blood squirts out grab the shoulders and begin to slurp up the blood.
by The scribe of thy lord January 13, 2018
Fountaining is when you engage in oral sex with someone that has had a Tracheotomy in reverse. You insert your penis in the neck hole and maneuver it to come out through the mouth when you ejaculate causing a fountain effect.
by Jerick452 January 05, 2025
When one lays down and is covered in head to toe with a surgary white frosting that shoots from a fountain.
by little buckaroo December 21, 2011
by jejaokanbchieoalms October 18, 2019
Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.
The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.
The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.
"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."
by Grumblebumble November 24, 2021