dirt dobbler

An unclean smelly person. One who does not wash, bath or shower on a daily basis.

Mona is a dirt dobbler ass ho.

by Ebeezymoneybags May 10, 2018

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dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat March 26, 2012

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Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 02, 2020

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dirt-beta

Really, really old. Beta is the test phase before a product release to the general public. "Older than dirt" refers to someone or something really ancient - but dirt-beta is even older.

"Man, those clothes are so out of style they're dirt-beta."
"Dude, your grandpa is so old, he did QA on the dirt-beta."

by Captain Frank April 25, 2008

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dirt soap

Ineffective or unsuccessful.

Alternatively: wrong and/or cringe; leaving you feeling dirty afterward

That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

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