John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his beans.

I just got fired from NASA, or I should say I got John Banksed

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

the bank is closed

no kissing or making out

Sorry, Mac, the bank is closed.

by huskylover101 February 01, 2018

saving bank

when you go with out sex or masturbation for a whole week or 2 weeks in preparation for an optimal size load; usually this is done in hopes of impregnation or just a ridiculously messy facial.

I've been saving bank for this weekends bukkake scene.

by Mr. Bidnasty February 04, 2010

suffer bank

A metaphorical bank where you place your deposits of suffering to make withdrawals later. for instance, a cycling effort where the training is suffering and it goes to your sufferbank so you can make with a withdrawal on race day to make your competition pay.

This 2000 kilometer climb is going to the suffer bank!

by sufferbank November 16, 2016

Memory Bank

Getting your partner to masturbate you while telling you a sexual story from their past.

My girlfriend gave me a amazing Memory Bank last night, she told one time she had a three some with two boys in the park.

by Mr Vice President January 13, 2020

paris banks

best person ever.

born: September 9th, 2010

"Paris Banks is sooo cute."

by parnks barnsk January 13, 2023

major bank

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.

Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!

by Queenidiotcy May 15, 2009