5th Base

Bib... bib.

Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"

by Jaws on yo Baws March 2, 2021

March 5th

Ask out your crush day! 😈

Oh shit, Jacob it’s March 5th.. SHIT! looks like I got to ask out my crush.

by Babalishka March 4, 2021

April 5th

April 5th is national beat the fuck out of Trike v2 day

did you know april 5th is national beat the fuck out of trike v2 day

by Coral69420 March 26, 2021

October 5th

this is the date where sexy , loyal , fabulous , and funny people are born on . If your born on here your perfect .

Chloe : Wow ! She’s gorgeous , and so funny !
Willow : She’s probably born on October 5th .

by luvv..urban April 17, 2021

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

5th grade

as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts

5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021