ass player

some 1 who is constantly playing with there ass (sticking fingers in massaging or rubbing with care)

sabrina is an expert ass player she owns her own clinic and her fav client is dominic and she also gives free complamenarycleavland steamers

by cunt crammer69 September 30, 2005

Popcorn Player

a term of respect that is commonly used between two or more corner hustling pimps to signify their sexual accomplishments that night (popularized by African-American recording artist "Dub-K 25" and Caucasian producer "Cali Steve."

"This night was very enjoyable to my lustful desires, but before I depart, stick your hand out and wiggle your fingers (Popcorn Player Handshake) because that will ultimately boost my self-esteem."

by Keith "Dub-K 25" Knazze December 12, 2008

Xbox Player

A very gay man or women.

Non-gay man:He's an Xbox Player, so you might like him.
Gay man: alright for sure man.

by PapaWest November 08, 2018

Doucheball Player

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words

I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.

by Ky-Yooooo October 18, 2009

Aim Player

Noun: Anyone who talks to more than 3 girls at once on Aim. Must be holding conversations with all three simultaneously.

George: Hey Seth want to play some DOTA

Seth: Sorry man I'm talking to 5 girls aka gaming

George: Ur an AIM player.

by WordWizard88 April 15, 2009

Super Player

Super Player is one who is so totally and utterly smooth that the person or people who are being "played" don't even consider the possiblity that they are being "played". Meaning instead of being looked upon and identified just based upon their appearance that they are a player, they are able fly in under the radar, and pick off their targets getting in and out without ever raising suspicion about their incredulour (or totally awesome, depending on your point of view) behaviour.

Andrew: "What did you do last night?"

Ian: "I met with Michelle at 7pm, and later Sara came over at 10pm?"

Andrew: "Didn't you get caught?!"

Ian: "On the contrary, they shook hands as one left and the other entered my apartment"

Andrew: "Wow, your a Super Player!"

by ShishiShishi August 01, 2010

bum player

A professional sports athelete who is on a championship-winning team yet recieves very little or no playing time

Adam Morrison, a bum player of the Lakers, has won several rings with barely any playing time.

by WaykeNBayke11 June 19, 2010