A corporation or other entity in a state of artificial, transient economic prosperity, requiring a constant flow of exorbitant amounts of money or other resources to maintain itself. Steroidial corporations will often go to extreme measures to maintain their artificial prosperity, such as committing human rights violations or engaging in political lobbying.
America is dominated by the aggressive ambitions of steroidial corporations such as Amazon and Google. Not knowing when to back down, they have grown into terrible monstrosities with countless instances of corruption and human rights violations attributed to them. The government would surely step in to stop them if the government had not also become reliant on the heaps of dirty money coming in via taxes and bribery to sustain themselves. With how deeply-rooted the corruption of the American government and its gluttonous corporate sponsors has become, many Americans worry that only a third world war could be enough to set things right once and for all...
by Inlovewithabsol February 26, 2023
Get the Steroidial corporationmug. The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.
Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
by el socio October 13, 2018
Get the corporate warmug. The corporate you is defined as talking to any employee as though they are the business as a whole. Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
by GreyAtlasFinch January 23, 2021
Get the The Corporate youmug. An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar
conglomerates, hence the name.
conglomerates, hence the name.
by buddy retard September 15, 2020
Get the corporate apologymug. A cult dedicated to the most advanced animals, Aardvarks and frogs. It is the second most popular cult, after MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM (Which is an ally) It is theorized that the VP of Froggy Froggy raided the Monke Monke discord server, and was banned for 1 day. However, they patched things up and Monke Monke and Froggy Froggy are one of the most prestigious cult allies in history. Varky Varky was founded a few weeks after Froggy Froggy and merged soon after to create a mega-cult. Together, they have one of the largest member counts, and may even surpass Monke Monke soon. They have no other connections with other cults, although there are sub-cults, such as Prnty Prnty that have their own dedicated channels to worship in within the server. Froggy Froggy/Varky Varky members are known (and scientifically proven) to have higher IQ and lower cringe scores as well.
Did you hear about the new Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc. merch?
I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!
I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!
by froggy froggy overlord June 6, 2022
Get the Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc.mug. With all this corporate streamlining, we SHOULD be making more money than ever, but we're not...
...probably because of millennials.
...probably because of millennials.
by student159 December 5, 2021
Get the Corporate streamliningmug. A company with a locked-in group of manager(s) who are so terrible to work with that they drive all professional talent away, and new applicants drop off.
by iaminhellhelpme June 26, 2024
Get the Scarecrow Corporationmug.