I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 18, 2022

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.

Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.

by bbobcali661 May 06, 2023

Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.

"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"

by ToonDoo November 14, 2021

Scissor & Tell

The equivalent of kiss & tell but in this case scissor & tell.

My friend Alani doesn’t scissor & tell

by Mrs Garrison June 10, 2023

you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.

Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.

by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024

Tell the space

It means to tell someone or make to it evident that you are ahead of someone else in life or ahead in a state of thinking

Example #1
Lucas: The fact that I can buy jewelry and still pay my bills really tells the space between me and you.
Harris: Damn you right I need to start grinding.

Example #2
Martin: I might start a business just to tell the space.

by Yung Dustpan March 03, 2021

Tell me and will both know

Better and more creative way to say I don’t know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.

by Lyle s July 30, 2022