Annie from Swad went out on the cocktails and had a monster shit the next day. It was so bad she had to tease it out with some banging chooooons from the streets of New Delhi
by Rorybreaker March 28, 2023
Annie from Swad went out on the cocktails and had a monster shit the next day. It was so bad she had to tease it out with some banging chooooons from the streets of New Delhi
by Rorybreaker March 28, 2023
When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.
"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"
by Ketamine.Fix December 29, 2017
When at a business where there's a freight elevator, and the main floor rings the bell signalling that it is getting sent up... but never comes up.
*Bell ringing*
Person 1: Oh yay! they are sending up the elevator!
*3 minutes later*
Person 2: uhh, I don't think they are.
Person 1: CURSE YOU ELEVATOR TEASE!
Person 1: Oh yay! they are sending up the elevator!
*3 minutes later*
Person 2: uhh, I don't think they are.
Person 1: CURSE YOU ELEVATOR TEASE!
by Friggin' Biggs November 21, 2010
by UrbanDictionaryUser132333 November 19, 2023
by domain daddy December 21, 2023
A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"
Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late
Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.
Alex: Ah F*** off
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"
Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late
Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.
Alex: Ah F*** off
by santaklawze November 30, 2011