If you can't take it don't give it

don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return

When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it

by madbovine March 13, 2012

Take a Kevin

The most disgusting bowel movement one can have.

My stomach hurts. I may need to take a Kevin!

by Bret Favre's Text Message October 14, 2010

Take Your Grandma to Applebees

An unknown sexual position, as appearing on Conan O'Brien.

Just because you can take your grandma to Applebees, it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

by AnonDavid November 11, 2010

take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.

John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.

by Telephony January 17, 2016

Take a bullet

Like give your life for someone. Like if someone you love is about to get shot, you would jump in front of them And take the bullet.

Me in real life: I’d take a bullet for my bf anytime

by ClownEgirl August 5, 2020

triple take

More extreme form of the double take. Usually happens when two people are trying to check each other out at the same time and keep making awkward eye contact.

You'd had to have seen this guy to appreciate how awesome it was that we both made triple takes.

by jacquimarri December 1, 2011

Kobayashi Takeru

The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.

Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai

by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003