A non-alcoholic six pack preferred by people that live a straight edge lifestyle. Most commonly a six pack of Root Beer that comes in a beer-type carrier.
Person A: Hey dude, you going to that kegger tonight?
Person B: Yea, but I'm not drinking cause I'm Straight Edge.
Person A: So am I, that's why I'm taking a Straight Sixer.
Person B: Yea, but I'm not drinking cause I'm Straight Edge.
Person A: So am I, that's why I'm taking a Straight Sixer.
by Joshua TX July 30, 2011

Jill: Wow do you think that girl is gay because of the way dresses?
Ana: No, I think she's an edgy straight
Ana: No, I think she's an edgy straight
by dicklesschickless July 25, 2017

by BB= broke bitch August 7, 2019

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.
GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin
GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin
GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin
by bdray July 16, 2009

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.
by Tobicat August 18, 2017

by HoodieD21 and HoodieZay26 January 23, 2020

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.
by anusman2009 October 31, 2009
