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meat stroke

To eat so much meat, sausage, or bbq that you start to sweat, feel hot and then finally pass out.
Matt ate so much bbq that he got all sweaty, went home and passed out for 2 hours till his meat stroke wore off.
by raema October 10, 2009
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The Back Stroke

The act of masturbation with your hand stroking (pinky foward) so that you are working your yule log in reverse piston motion. Lube is required depending on the type of salmi squeeze that you apply!
My hand got tired of jerkin the gerkin the usual way so I reversed it and am doing the back stroke now!
by By: EL CONO & JAVELINA March 25, 2010
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back stroker

a person who likes to have sex on their back, most of the time they dont do most the work in bed.
or some one who lays around on their lazy ass when at work.
guy#1: damb last nite me and my girl were goin at it last nite and i was a back stroker all the way

guy#2: dam you do same thing at work to, bastard
by Pablo fly November 29, 2007
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stoked

Very, very excited.
I'm so stoked about my date Friday night!
by The Grammar Nazi October 20, 2001
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Long Stroke

Closeted conservative gay sex practice similar to the Full Cheney.
Con: Hey young man, I will give you $500 for a long stroke.

Man: I'll take it!

Con: How much for a Full Cheney?

Man: More than you got.
by King Tate May 7, 2010
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power stroke

It's what the greatest pool players utilize in order to win the big games.
Damn! Justin sure laid you out with his power stroke.
by herroWorl January 6, 2009
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The strokes

A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.
Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.

Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.

Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
by I got you back July 25, 2009
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