Spurrelled

Being 'spurrelled' means that your post on a Social Media platform has a comment by someone that has roasted you and/or been funny yet annoyingly sarcastic in the response.

Person 1: *Posts picture of Cows in a farm*

Person 2: Good, you're in a cage where you belong.

Person 1: Fuck, you spurrelled me!

by Snewok June 28, 2018

Squirrel

This is a term for a light person who can drink as much if not more than you.

Eric Ward is a squirril. He drank his body weight in beer tonite.

by Ralph February 12, 2005

squirrel

innocent looking race of world-dominators, planning to take over the world lead by the oversquirrel

by The Oversquirrel March 13, 2003

squirrels

A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.

After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.

by RDC June 1, 2005

squirrel

A cute, fuzzy animal that eats nuts.

Squirrels rule!! They deserve some respect, too! I'm tired of everyone dissing them. LIGHTEN UP, MAN!!!!!

by Poppin' Fresh November 18, 2003

rabid squirrel

a excuse so that you dont get in trouble

Evan: *makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise*

Spanish Teacher: What was that?!?!?!?

Evan: Ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg December 9, 2008

The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822

In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.

"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"

"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."

by ChodeRash January 14, 2015