squeeze

your man-lover, dude.

"So, was that guy posting for you your squeeze?"
"What's a squeeze?"
"your man-lover, dude."

by volucris March 18, 2008

Squeezer

A person whose only fighting method is to squeeze his attacker or prey with his hands and arms. This person usually chants to his prey as a form of intimidation and the chant goes along the lines of "Squeeze! I'm gonna squeeze you! Squeeze!" The squeezer will not release his prey until it begs for mercy or is distracted by some other prey. All people should run for their lives if they hear the chant of the squeezer. Be aware the squeezer will befriend you and will constrict you into submission for eternity.

That squeezer is lurking in the shadows over there chanting to himself we should probably get outta here.

by Pseudonymfake November 3, 2013

Squeezer

Note to white people:
Hood Slang for Gun

Conversation

Person A: Yo you got the squeezer on you?

Person B: Nah bro i left that shit at home!

by godofwords April 24, 2014

main squeeze

your best friend or "bro". usually used between guys

person1: who's your best friend?
person2: Jon.... He's my MAIN SQUEEZE.

by d.so February 28, 2011

Main Squeeze

A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.

Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!

by MAIN SQUEEZE TITS! April 8, 2009

Nigerian Brain Squeeze

it is an old turkish-iranian saying. It means:"to continuously bother and throttle their plans for rescuing the almighty Ahnold Frumpinahtor (metaphorically spoked of co69urse." <---hidden word... okay.

Max: "dude. my grandma fuckin Nigerian Brain Squeezed me man. dubble-yew tee eff."
snackums:"Dude dont worry just call this saying: ocropis was very him gemomthn today cd l,aeter was grandma indian niggers ni dig , it is wat it is"

Max: "giant silber gilet c accaboinet the night before last night s,eelj g basd gkkdagkkdagkddaa greain jukice in my buicket of OF it is what it seems to is."
snackums: "alright youre fuckin crazy."

by DontEatheBaby July 19, 2010

lemon squeeze

Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze

by Jeha May 15, 2015