spunk II

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spunk II

random idiot who simps for j---e
spunk II: I luv u
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spunk II

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spunk II: I luv u
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Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.
She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.
by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022
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spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.
Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.
by chicken lee dersht February 05, 2025
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Spunk Juggling

the act of a male cumming inside of a woman's mouth and her and another female make out thus juggling the spunk inside both of their mouths.
" I came in this Chinese chicks mouth and then she started spunk juggling with a random chick on the side of the road".
by CoonKiller21 March 03, 2019
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Spunk Dump

Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.
I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.
by KaySee101 March 07, 2018
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