spunk in the trunk

this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on
girl: get in the taxi
boy: nah better plan get in the trunk for a spunk in the trunk
by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022
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Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet
Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add
by Dren88 December 23, 2022
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Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan
The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.
by WettyRats March 09, 2023
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Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
by Unicornspunk123 December 18, 2017
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A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK
by Bigdaddyofdick October 04, 2020
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spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).
"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010
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spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
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