Sploot

The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table

Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot

by Random_pasta November 5, 2020

Sport Mode

Sport Mode refers to when your Johnson looks like a toddler’s after physical activity, hot or cold weather or in the shower. The bloodflow goes to different parts of the body leaving you looking like a flat balloon.

Dammit, my girl saw me in sport mode for the first time, now she keeps calling me earthworm Jim.

by VCSisGAI March 16, 2023

Fauxlimpic Sport

A painfully lame and/or artistic endeavor or game (NOT a sport) falsely given the status of an Olympic medal sport, which while it may involve talent and skill, either does not involve actual athletic ability (such as curling, golf or archery), is dependent on subjective determinations of "style points" (such as ice dancing and rhythmic gymnastics), or uses an animal to do all the real work (equestrian).

Following in the tradition of other non-sports like golf, archery, and equestrian being given status as Olympic medal sports, the IOC has determined that the fauxlimpic sports of bowling, darts, and chess will be added as medal sports in time for the 2012 games.

by radiojason February 21, 2010

fufu sport

a expression used to describe a pansy-sport, generally everything that prevents you from playing football. Especially soccer.

Jim: Sam's not coming out for the team this year
Coach: Why the hell not?
Jim: He's playing soccer
Coach: What the hell is he playing that fufu sport for?

by thefootballguy October 3, 2009

Gypsy Sport

Gypsy Sport is the term used to describe a game or activity with no official rules or equipment. In developing countries the players use whatever gear they can find, and make the rules as they go.

What the hell are those kids playing with 2 tennis rackets and a soccer ball?

Oh, thats a really fun gypsy sport.

by Parkour500 March 7, 2013

Sploit

A word that makes use of onomatopoeia to describe the sound of something soft and likely to explode, hitting something hard. It is also the same sound effect that shot puts make when coming in contact with mud.

Dude that watermelon, that guy, that bird, that pile of cheese and that frog all when sploit after they were hit by a bus.

by Fei Hong Chan III February 1, 2005

splorange

noun
1. a college student who has mounds of homework to do but wastes time instead
2. one who neglects work for entertainment
-ing
3. the act of wasting time while pressing matters are at hand

I didn't do my homework, because I am a splorange.

by ittybittycricket April 18, 2007