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Chav Speech

Writing in 'Chav Speech' was actually invented for keyboards and typewriters as a means for taking quicker, easier and effective minutes in a meeting. - Original source: Mr J Swift.
Below is a perfect example of writing 'chav speech'.

if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.
by LearnSomethingNew March 29, 2009
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speed skater

sum of the coolest people on the planet
assoicated with one of the most hard core sports of there speed skating
daaanm that girl must be speed skater
by skaterfurlife January 7, 2007
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dry speed bumming

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so is ther a dry speed bumming on the cards tonight?
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