Snow Kiting

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

by falconduvent December 8, 2009

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

Snow-mudding

Snorting cocaine out of someone's butthole

"Holy shit! Deborah just came out of the bathroom off her face - I think she was snow-mudding Danny!"

by someOtherBloke November 10, 2009

snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.

I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.

by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011

Snow Warriors

The act of tying at least five sleds to the back of a truck, and then placing passengers on those sleds, and finally driving around on a frozen lake at high speeds.

Are we doing snow warriors after school today?

by Phenomenal1 January 16, 2011

Jacob snow

A Jacob snow is an absaloute legend and is very overlooked. Although tough to handle is really nice when you get to know him.

What a Jacob snow... legend

by Kelsey Allen February 20, 2017