Snow Kiting

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

by falconduvent December 8, 2009

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

Snow-mudding

Snorting cocaine out of someone's butthole

"Holy shit! Deborah just came out of the bathroom off her face - I think she was snow-mudding Danny!"

by someOtherBloke November 10, 2009

snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

Jacob snow

A Jacob snow is an absaloute legend and is very overlooked. Although tough to handle is really nice when you get to know him.

What a Jacob snow... legend

by Kelsey Allen February 20, 2017

snow-whiting

When a beautiful girl dates exceptionally lame guys, often at the same time or one after another, because she is afraid to be alone and wants to hear that she is the 'fairest of them all.'

Based on the fairy tale where that pretty white chick sleeps with seven dwarfs in the woods

Yeah, she has snow-whited her whole life. I don't think she's ever been single.

How did he end up with that girl? Simple, man, she's a snow-white

You think she'd date me? She might snow-white ur ugly ass

She has been snow-whiting as long as I've known her

by Mister Private February 9, 2017

Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.

I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.

by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011