slug and tug

This is when a woman punches you in the face then jerks you off. A surprise move, but you’ll take it.

Hey dan! Rita gave me a slug and tug in the bathroom yesterday! She kicked open the door while I was laying one down. Then before you know it I have a black eye and I’m cleaning up shit and seamen. It was great!

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 13, 2018

Panty slug

When the blood clot from your period is so large it looks like a slug in your panties.

Doc you should have seen the size of the panty slug I had today.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

slapping the slug

the act of male masterbation

robbie has been slapping the slug all day

by CptUnderpants January 3, 2016

silly slug

an individual residing in the soutwest of england, known for her incompitance to use correct english language and grammer, and general idiotic behaviour.

"This isn't prok its enterline bacon"

"silly slug"

by Lee Adams July 22, 2007

Slug Tug

That thing where the circumcised penis head approaches the uncircumised penis head and the foreskin is slipped over the uncircumcised penis and used to jack it off.

"It's not gay if it's just a slug tug."

by AngeMarie February 13, 2015

slug thrower

What idiot sci-fi writers call fire arms.
A slug thrower sounds like a sling shot.

Only idiot sci-fi writers call firearms

by scannerfish January 1, 2005

Chocolate Slugs

When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule

Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end

by Wise Man November 20, 2003