slingus slongus

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.

Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”

by the unfunny individual February 20, 2025

shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche

gimme that shlongtong

by Dantheshit February 19, 2008

shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.

your such a shlongbat, you take it up the bum

by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009

Scong

A very 1337 hack, for a game called Soldier Front.
Most Gamers can recongize a Scong hacker by there incredible "No Scoops."

OH SH*T! That kid is owning everybody with his SCONG hacks.

by Contrite/Macky June 24, 2009

shlongdongdooblies

Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

by helllllooooooeveryooonnneeeeee June 28, 2012

Shlongdrum

The act of sitting with your pants half way down your thighs and flexing your erection, causing it to strike the waistline of your pants creating a unique percussion noise.

I am considering composing a piece for my music class using only the Shlongdrum.

by Fillynapper January 18, 2015

Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.

Wow. Look at that shlong!

by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014