Skeeter Blockers

Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.

"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."

by toastboy55 December 3, 2006

Hide and Go Skeet

One person counts while everyone goes and hides. While each person hides they jerk off. If a person is found before they finish they lose.

Dennis didn't cum before Jill found him in Hide and Go Skeet, so he loses.

by Dammann6000 December 17, 2008

skeeterbucket

a dumb person or a slut

Man shes a skeeterbucket.

by A-toy November 29, 2005

skeet jockey

One who chooses to wrangle or catch all the skeet that comes there way.

"Man, she took all that skeet good."
"Yeah, she's a skeet jockey"

by jimmytootall December 24, 2008

Skeet radius

The ten-foot radius surrounding all heterosexual males inside which another heterosexual male may not ejaculate.

Will: Dude, I gotta rub one out.
Chris: No, man, you're in my skeet radius!

by The Endd June 10, 2008

skeet snot

When a man cums in the woman's nose and it hangs out her noseholes like snot. Like little babies but with cum.

If sniffed can cause retardation.

"Ummmm... i love when skeet snot leaks from my nose all the way to my tongue!! fuck !"

by nicesht February 21, 2009

Skeet

A slang term from the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada used to describe lower class youth who are unhygienic, sloppy in terms of dress, ignorant, rude/obnoxious, usually on hard drugs such as meth, crack, or heroin. Pretty much similar to a chav in the UK.

Bob: Did you see those that sketchy looking kid over there
Dan: Yeah, she's obviously a skeet.

by Fuckhead Farley April 6, 2022