PHAT shart

A physically hot and tempting poop and fart at the same time. Usually used by people with an elder fetish to describe grannies.

Did you see that PHAT shart? It was so hot.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

shart bundle

The art of taking pure Trash, combining it with other Trash, and attempting to sell it Online.

Wow, John sure created a Shart Bundle in the bathroom of his RV!

by Marsha Brady's Pillowcase October 23, 2019

Dirty Shart

What an Adains penis becomes after anal sex

My Asian friend Calvin gave Leo a dirty shart, he didn't shit right for a week

by ElliottCheese00 January 18, 2017

phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

by Yikes__ June 4, 2021

bony shart

A very annoying piece of shit. Usually a nickname for someone named mark.

Dude mark? More like bony shart! Fuck you mark!

by Execius August 28, 2019

shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.

Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.

by Bubber22 May 8, 2017

Shart Stick

A tide stick that is ONLY used to clean the shart mark off khaki or white coloured shorts or pants and no the owner of the stick never wants it returned, you keep it.

Get the shart stick that wasn't a fart! Here's the shart stick to clean up that brown stain on your shorts Fity....

by Draksar July 22, 2022