Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!

by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020

Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).

Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!

by Actry_ April 30, 2022

Chilean Seahorse

After cumming in a female's ass, the male then adds chili sauce to it. The female then proceeds to shit the mixture back out onto hotdogs, where the couple then eats them.

The same can be done with substituting the chili sauce with Sriracha chili sauce and noodles.

Hey honey, are you down for some Chilean Seahorse tonight or are you still full from the Alabama Hot Pocket from this morning?

by BrklynVodka June 15, 2022

Seattle Seahawks

They suck. What else is there to say?

49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!

by jay gee January 19, 2023

retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different

Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him

by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023