Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil

Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad

by Moose lips January 30, 2019

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

Seed

A guy that tries to talk to a lot of different girls.

My teacher is a seed.

by WHY314 October 3, 2015

Super-seeded it

When someone kills a joke, usually by adding an extra part which tends not to be funny, (see example)

Lee "Volcanoes in Iceland, what's next Earthquakes in Tesco"
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"

killed it

by Ivor B. Igmouth July 4, 2010

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

<Let Me Smack Your Tack By The Sunflower Seed>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

sparkly seed

Alternative for "cum".

The MHA fandom likes to drench their sparkly seed all over Horikoshi's asscheeks

by Wiktionarious February 27, 2024