Dirt sailing

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

by Habberstamp July 9, 2022

Tag Sailing

Tag Sailing is like a pub crawl but with tag sales. One right after another. Usually on a weekend.

The town-wide tag sale is today. Who wants to go Tag Sailing?

by Randwulf0969 June 24, 2023

yuseli salinas

one of the most slowest people you'll meet but heart warming on the inside, you can always count on a yuseli salinas to make you feel better, words cannot describe how much she means to those around her.

child I'm feeling really down lately, if only I had a "Yuseli Salinas" at my disposal.

by anonymoususer0318 November 20, 2023

Valery Sablin

SABLIN IS A FUCKING WHOLESOME 100 MOST BLESSED

1: Hey have you heard about Valery Sablin, the man who rebelled against Brezhnev's USSR
2: SABLIN IS A FUCKING WHOLESOME 100 MOST BLESSED
3: Why can't you like taboritsky or girls or something

by antoniusthe5th January 20, 2024

Lachlan Salido

Lachlan Salido is a wonderful man, however if you get on his bad side and your unfortunate enough for it to be a full moon, he wont be afraid to let out his inner beast "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

person 1: "Lachlan Salido you a fucking bitch"

Lachlan Salido: "Oh now you've done it, I CAN FEEL THE BEAST COMING INSIDE OF ME

by THETELLEROFTRUTHS(literally) March 12, 2024

puteri salini

A caring and loving person eventhough she is quite sensitive. She is pretty too and loves to try new things. She also treasures people around her dearly.

"look, there's puteri salini, she is very pretty."

by sowulja January 6, 2025

Joshua Salim

Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.

Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m

by Forewarde February 13, 2025